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1. Stop complaining! 别发牢骚！2. You make me sick! 你真让我恶心！3. What’s wrong with you? 你怎么回事？4. You shouldn’t have done that! 你真不应该那样做!5. You’re a jerk! 你是个废物/混球！6. Don’t talk to me like that! 别那样和我说话!7. Who do you think you are? 你以为你是谁？8. What’s your problem? 你怎么回事啊？9. I hate you! 我讨厌你！10. I don’t want to see your face! 我不愿再见到你！11. You’r...
现今四大傻人：恋爱不成上吊的，没病没灾吃药的，合同签成无效的，看着手机傻笑的。现今四大土：手机戴套，传呼戴铐，男人穿背心，女人戴胸罩。四大惹不起：喝酒不吃菜，光膀扎领带，乳房露在外，骑自行车80迈。新人生四大喜事：聊天遇知己，逛街遇网友，手机单收费，情人你高兴。人生四大悲：久旱逢甘雨，一滴；他乡遇故知，债主；洞房花烛夜，隔壁；金榜提名时，重名。四大腻歪：请客没人到，BB机没人叫，媳妇不让闹，要闹还得戴上套。四大虚：老板的肾，某官的稿，小姐的眼泪，统计局的表。四大闲...
ROMANCE MATHEMATICS Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy OFFICE ARITHMETIC Smart boss + smart employee = profit Smart boss + dumb employee = production Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime SHOPPING MATH A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. A woman will pay ...
The Funny Side of MARRIAGE! One woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" The other replied, "Well, yes, but I married the wrong man." Getting married is very much like going out to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that. Marriage is an institution in which a man lose...
Do you know what is family? Do you really understand what is behind the word family? It gives me a shock when I know the answer. So long I never realize I don't know the real meaning of family...... Here is the answer....... FAMILY = (F)ather (A)nd (M)other, (I) (L)ove (Y)ou WHY does a man want to have a WIFE? Because: W--- Washing I--- Ironing F--- Food E--- Entertainment WHY does a woman want ...
A man and his dog were walking along a road. The man was enjoying the scenery, when it suddenly occurred to him that he was dead. He remembered dying, and that the dog walking beside him had been dead for years. He wondered where the road was leading them.After a while, they came to a high, white stone wall along one side of the road. It looked like fine marble. At the top of a long hill, it was b...
The Man DictionaryBy: Mothra Stuart "IT'S A GUY THING"Translated: "There is no rational thought pattern connectedwith it, and you have no chance at all of making itlogical.""CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?"Translated: "Why isn't it already on the table?""UH HUH," "SURE, HONEY," OR "YES, DEAR"Translated: Absolutely nothing. It's a conditionedresponse."IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN"Translated: "I have ...
WHAT MAKES LIFE 100% ?? IF, A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 Then, K N O W L E D G E 11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96 % Only H A R D W O R K 8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98 % Only A T T I T U D E 1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100 % However, B U L L S H I T 2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103% No...
1. Number 13 (1922) 13号 2. Always Tell Your Wife (1923) 3. The Pleasure Garden (1926) 欢乐花园 4. The Mountain Eagle (1926) 5. The Lodger (1926) 6. The Ring (1927) 7. Easy Virtue (1927) 8. Downhill (1927) 9. The Farmer's Wife (1928) 10.Champagne (1928) 11.The Manxman (1929) 12.Sound Test for Blackmail (1929) 13.Blackmail (1929) 14.Murder! (1930) 15.Mary (1930) 16.Juno and the Paycock (1930) 17.El...
