While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was.  The principal told the teacher he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he has to go back to the first-grade. The teacher had
agreed. Harry was brought in  and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.

Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"

Harry: "9"

Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"

Harry: "36"

And so it went with every question the principa! l thought a third-grader should know. The principal looks at the teacher and tells her, "I think Harry can go to the third-grade."

The teacher says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions?" The principal and Harry both agree.

Teacher: "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?

Harry: "Legs."

Teacher: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?" (Theprincipal wondered, why does she ask such a question!)

Harry: "Pockets."

Teacher: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?"

Harry: "Pants."

Teacher: "What‘s starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?" (The principal' s eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer....)

Harry: "Coconut."

Teacher: "What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?"

Harry: "Bubblegum."

Teacher: "What does a man do standing up, ! a woman do sitting down and dog do on three legs?" (The principal‘s eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer...)

Harry: "Shake hands." 

Teacher: "Now I will ask some 'Who am I' sort of questions, okay?"

Harry: "Yup"

Teacher: "You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do." Who am I??

Harry: "A Tent."

Teacher: "A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you‘re bored. The best man always has me first." What am I?? (Principal was looking restless and a bit tense)

Harry: "A Wedding Ring." 

Teacher: "I come in many sizes. When I‘m not well, I drip. When you blow me, I feel good." What am I??

Harry: "A Nose."

Teacher: "I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver." What am I??

Harry: "An Arrow." 

Teacher: "What word starts with an ‘F‘ and ends in ‘K‘ that means a lot of excitement?"
Harry: "Firetruck."

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, "Put this ass in the fifth-grade, I got the last ten questions wrong myself."