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George W. Bush meets with the Queen of England.
He asks her, "Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government?
Are there any tips you can give to me?"
"Well," says the Queen, "the most important thing is to surround
yourself with intelligent people."
Bush frowns. "But how do I know the people around me are really
intelligent?"
The Queen takes a sip of tea. "Oh, that's easy. You just ask them to
answer an intelligence riddle." The Queen pushes a button on her
intercom.
"Please send Tony Blair in here, would you?"
Tony Blair walks into the room. "Yes, my Queen?"
The Queen smiles."Answer me this, please, Tony. Your mother and
father have a child. It is not your brother and it is not your
sister. Who is it?"
Without pausing for a moment, Tony Blair answers, "That would be me."
"Yes! Very good," says the Queen.
Back at the White House, Bush asks to speak with vice president Dick
Cheney. "Dick, answer this for me. Your mother and your Father have a
child. It's not your brother and it's not your sister. Who is it?"
"I'm not sure," says the vice president."Let me get back to you on
that one."
Dick Cheney goes to his advisors and asks every one, but none can
give him an answer. Finally, he ends up in the rest room and recognizes
Colin Powell's shoes in the next stall.
Dick shouts, "Colin! Can you answer this for me? Your mother and
father have a child and it's not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"
Colin Powell yells back, "That's easy. It's me!" Dick Cheney smiles
and says "Thanks!"
Cheney goes back to the Oval Office and to speak with Bush
"Say, I did some research and I have the answer to that riddle. It's
Colin Powell."
Bush gets up, stomps over to Dick Cheney, and angrily yells into his
face, "No, you idiot! It's Tony Blair!
... :)
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揭秘红山文化的两期节目给我留下了深刻印象。另外，关于河洛文化的专题也是向祖先、传统文化的致敬。在我看来，河洛文化不仅仅是河图、洛图的代表，更是黄河流域、洛水流域文化融合的标志，也许是人们借河图、洛图的相似性来揭示二者融合的历史吧。有空请访问我的博客：
http://blog.sina.com.cn/u/1222664961
关于《周易》，对十翼是否作自孔子一直有争论，但我在研究《论语》中偶尔发现了《论语》编辑乃以卦序为脉络，符合卦象、文言等思想，可从一个侧面佐证十翼与孔子确有极大干系，其主要内容、观点应该出自孔子无疑。以上仅供参考。见笑了。
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