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        <title>billionaire的凤凰博客</title>
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            <title><![CDATA[在历史新高处，加入了股市]]></title>
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            <description><![CDATA[上周三3月28日，正在家里修养生息，苟延残喘。看着电视就睡着了，中午11点28分，老蔡打来电话，“快点买啊，000971”我说，快收市了买什么，“反正我告诉你了啊，一个大尖尖下来，5.15元！”我慌忙打开电脑，输入上网密码，输入2年没有任何交易的账号，也不知道那天怎么这么怪，两分钟我可以这么快地干完这么多事情，而且，还分析了一瞬间那门号称是我老乡“九头鸟”的湖北迈亚，然后战战兢兢地买入了现在都不好意思说的很少一点。
唉，自从那以后，到今天4月3日，中间隔了两天的周末，5个交易日，我的利润已经达到了惊人的16％。
生活似乎又有了一点乐趣。
5.31买，第二天5.96卖（12.24％），同日 ……<br/><br/>……]]></description>
            <author>billionaire</author>
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            <pubDate>Tue, 03 Apr 2007 20:24:01 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title><![CDATA[笑话又来了]]></title>
            <link>http://blog.ifeng.com/article/645789.html</link>
            <description><![CDATA[<TABLE class=bg_tit height=30 cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%"><TBODY><TR><TD class=cnt_td2>有史以来MM说的最黄段子</TD><TD class=pdr10 align=right><SPAN class=cnt_date>2007-01-12 04:08:37</SPAN><SPAN class=black>楼主</SPAN></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><TABLE cellSpacing=8 cellPadding=0 width="96%" align=center border=0><TBODY><TR><TD class=cnt_td3 id=img>第一晚,几个人围坐打牌.其中一个女生(准美女),年纪比我们小,却偏偏卖老,开口闭口“小弟弟“,偶对家一次说了一句什么话,惹了她,只听她发狠道:“...我把你小弟弟的皮拨了!“满座皆寒! 　　　　 　　　　　　第二晚，亦在打牌中，一帅哥说话中提到他哥哥，边上一女生(美女)甚惊讶,问道:“你上面还有哥哥啊?“ 帅哥答:“是啊...“女生又问:“那你下面有没有弟弟?“全场厥倒! 　　　　 　　　　　　有一次和mm在电话里胡扯，谈到日这个字，我挺不好意思的说日是爱的意思，mm很大嗓门的说：日不是作爱，是操！操和作爱是不一样地！！！我ft ……<br/><br/>……<TABLE cellSpacing=8 cellPadding=0 width="96%" align=center border=0><TBODY><TR><TD class=cnt_td3 id=img></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><TABLE cellSpacing=8 cellPadding=0 width="96%" align=center border=0><TBODY><TR><TD class=cnt_td3 id=img></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>]]></description>
            <author>billionaire</author>
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            <pubDate>Thu, 01 Feb 2007 14:45:00 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title><![CDATA[笑话又一堆]]></title>
            <link>http://blog.ifeng.com/article/587488.html</link>
            <description><![CDATA[１.老夫妇去拍照，摄影师问：“大爷，您是要侧光，逆光，还是全光？"，大爷腼腆的说：“我是无所谓，能不能给你大妈留条裤衩？" 　　2.老婆语录：允许你喝醉，允许你勾妹，但晚上必须给老娘归队，如果你敢伤我的心，伤我的肺，老娘一定把你的第三条腿打残废，让你的鸟鸟永远打嗑睡。 　　3.两个饺子结婚了，送走客人后新郎回到卧室，竟发现床上躺着一个肉丸子！新郎大惊，忙问新娘在哪？肉丸子害羞的说：讨厌，人家脱了衣服你就不认识啦！ 　　4.俩老夫妻某日吃晚饭时突发奇想：裸餐！找找从前的感觉！脱光后老太婆道：我还有反应耶！乳 房还和年轻时一样发热！老头斜了一眼道：耷拉到汤里了！ 　　5.四只老鼠吹牛：甲：我每天都 ……<br/><br/>……]]></description>
            <author>billionaire</author>
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            <pubDate>Sun, 07 Jan 2007 20:12:00 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title><![CDATA[笑破肚皮别赖我,汉字也能这么搞?]]></title>
            <link>http://blog.ifeng.com/article/463256.html</link>
            <description><![CDATA[甥对姓：谁说生男生女一个样？ 
    怵对歪：为啥他们都说咱俩在一起就心术不正呢？ 
    王对狂：哥们，穿个皮大衣你就牛了是不？ 
    炎对毯：姐们，这么热的天咋还穿着翻毛大衣呢？ 
    星对月：别追我了行不，咱俩在一起别人都吐了你知道不？ 
    呆对束：兄弟，傻点不要紧，可不能把脑袋掖到裤带里干那些悬事啊。 
    力对咖：兄弟，拎两个大箱子到哪去呀？ 
    丰对卅：哟，哥们，这是咋的啦，大白天的咋还躺地上了呢？ 
    春对舂：哥们，快点回家吧，裤子开线啦！ 
    飞对乙：亲爱的，你慢慢飞，翅膀丢了你怨谁？ 
    斤对所：告诉我，你俩真 ……<br/><br/>……<P align=left><FONT color=#ff8000><FONT color=#000000></FONT></FONT>]]></description>
            <author>billionaire</author>
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            <pubDate>Sat, 18 Nov 2006 07:52:00 +0800</pubDate>
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            <title><![CDATA[难道笑话也变成了多余的？追加笑话一大堆！]]></title>
            <link>http://blog.ifeng.com/article/297473.html</link>
            <description><![CDATA[<TABLE class=MsoNormalTable style="WIDTH: 381.75pt; mso-cellspacing: 0cm; mso-padding-alt: 0cm 0cm 0cm 0cm" cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width=509 border=0><TBODY><TR style="HEIGHT: 7.5pt; mso-yfti-irow: 0; mso-yfti-firstrow: yes; mso-yfti-lastrow: yes"><TD style="BORDER-RIGHT: #ece9d8; PADDING-RIGHT: 0cm; BORDER-TOP: #ece9d8; PADDING-LEFT: 0cm; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0cm; BORDER-LEFT: #ece9d8; PADDING-TOP: 0cm; BORDER-BOTTOM: #ece9d8; HEIGHT: 7.5pt; BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent"><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan" align=left><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 8pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体"><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /></SPAN></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan" align=left><TABLE class=MsoNormalTable style="WIDTH: 375pt; mso-cellspacing: 0cm; mso-padding-alt: 0cm 0cm 0cm 0cm" cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width=500 border=0><TBODY><TR style="mso-yfti-irow: 0; mso-yfti-firstrow: yes"><TD style="BORDER-RIGHT: #ece9d8; PADDING-RIGHT: 0cm; BORDER-TOP: #ece9d8; PADDING-LEFT: 0cm; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0cm; BORDER-LEFT: #ece9d8; WIDTH: 7.5pt; PADDING-TOP: 0cm; BORDER-BOTTOM: #ece9d8; BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent" width=10><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan" align=left></TD><TD style="BORDER-RIGHT: #ece9d8; PADDING-RIGHT: 0cm; BORDER-TOP: #ece9d8; PADDING-LEFT: 0cm; PADDING-BOTTOM: 0cm; BORDER-LEFT: #ece9d8; WIDTH: 367.5pt; PADDING-TOP: 0cm; BORDER-BOTTOM: #ece9d8; BACKGROUND-COLOR: transparent" width=490><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体">暴笑网名大搜集<SPAN lang=EN-US>1.</SPAN>善解人衣<SPAN lang=EN-US>(</SPAN>一字之差就由好同志变成了不良青年<SPAN lang=EN-US>) </SPAN></SPAN><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto" align=left><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体">2.</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体">第<SPAN lang=EN-US>49</SPAN>次戒烟失败<SPAN lang=EN-US>(</SPAN>我看你也别继续戒下去了，浪费时间和表情<SPAN lang=EN-US>) 3.</SPAN>梅川酷子<SPAN lang=EN-US>(</SPAN>把中文同音字的妙处发挥得淋漓尽致<SPAN lang=EN-US>) </SPAN>同<SPAN lang=EN-US>4</SPAN>有、吉川条库<SPAN lang=EN-US>(</SPAN>好想知道主人是否有返祖现象<SPAN lang=EN-US>) </SPAN></SPAN><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto" align=left><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体">4.</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体">一日就是一天<SPAN lang=EN-US>(</SPAN>这不是废话是什么<SPAN lang=EN-US>,</SPAN>不过错到是没错，嘿嘿，可表要想歪哦<SPAN lang=EN-US>~~~~</SPAN>）<SPAN lang=EN-US>5.</SPAN>卖女孩的小火柴<SPAN lang=EN-US>(</SPAN>相类似的还有扎女孩的小辫子，采姑娘的老蘑菇、捞猴子的月亮<SPAN lang=EN-US>) 6.</SPAN>足球上篮<SPAN lang=EN-US>(</SPAN>体育爱好者的新游戏，不久即发现有人叫篮球破网，可以触类旁通<SPAN lang=EN-US>) 7.</SPAN>男名牌本科体健貌端无不良嗜好有房有车年薪百万<SPAN lang=EN-US>(</SPAN>此男是征婚来了<SPAN lang=EN-US>~~~~~~~) 8.</SPAN>用刘德华的声音唱张学友的歌<SPAN lang=EN-US>(</SPAN>高难度啊！<SPAN lang=EN-US>) 9.</SPAN>吃井不 ……<br/><br/>……</SPAN><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto" align=left><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体"><SPAN lang=EN-US></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US></SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US></SPAN><SPAN 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            <title><![CDATA[忙着玩、做事，还是发现成的笑话吧。]]></title>
            <link>http://blog.ifeng.com/article/297432.html</link>
            <description><![CDATA[<H1 style="MARGIN: 17pt 0cm 16.5pt"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">爆笑的墙上聊天记录</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 240%; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-size: 22.0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体"><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /></SPAN></H1><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">刚刷的漂漂亮亮的墙壁</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><FONT face="Times New Roman">,</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">第二天便惊现几个龙飞凤舞的打字</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><FONT face="Times New Roman">:</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">办证</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><FONT face="Times New Roman">136132XXXXX. </FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; 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            <title><![CDATA[笑话一堆：黄色、黑色、红色的，不管了，合起来发吧]]></title>
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